OH MY GOSH.

Devlyn has finally remembered she has a blog!

That's all.

This

Will probably be on my car when I'm older.

>=)

heh

andy (1:32:28 AM): agghhh, i should go sleep

andy (1:32:44 AM): come sleep w/ me

rayy (1:32:55 AM): i would love to but i'm kinda stranded in my room =p

andy (1:32:55 AM): i mean you should get some sleep too

rayy (1:33:05 AM): aw but it's only 1.30

andy (1:33:07 AM): (lol@ sexual innuendo of win)

silly children, what are you doing up so late?

anyways, i just wanted to say that i don't wanna go to bed, although, admittedly it IS late. and i have no one to talk to. and also, my blog has 461 posts as of several minutes ago, i'd like to see therapy try to beat that!

Holy Easter

They probably mean something else but...OH WELL.

I don't know if this is really necessary

But it makes me giggle
ferard ftw

fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk

HONORS PHYSICS

77.34 C+

as of 4/9/2009

O.O

Poor Cookie Monster...

.....I've been tagged.

Fact 1: I will curse anyone whom tries to tag me again with eternal damnation. Seeing as i don't believe in damnation, i will just torture you slowly. see below. also, no tag backs.

Fact 2: My favorite form of torture is to tie them between two trees that are tied down so they are bent over in opposite directions, and then cut the ropes, sending the trees flinging in opposite directions, ripping the limbs off/rips them in half

Fact 3: The fact below is a lie.

Fact 4: The fact above is true.

Fact 5: I believe in my own religion.

Fact 6: Ashley, you will regret this. Maybe not now, maybe not in the near future, but you will regret this. Very very much. Sadly i can't use torture on you, Jackie would yell, and if it was sexual torture you would probably enjoy it. I will find a way to torture you.... Just you wait....


-Ryan

PS: I use my amazing powers of denying/not believing in most things (such as time and many other things) to re tag Ashley. 6 times. also, i deny any attempts at tagging me again

Crime Takes Time

(Click on it to make it bigger!)

talk with a stranger?

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: sup
Stranger: female?
You: nothingggg. youuuu?
You: no. I'm a dude
Stranger: umm
You: n00dz?
Stranger: I dont think I can do what I wanted to with you
You: I can pretend to be a girl...
Stranger: hmmm....
You: I do it in my spare time actually
Stranger: how deep is your voice?
You: pretty deep :
Stranger: itll never work
You: I have a dress on rn if it makes you feel better
Stranger: nah
Stranger: you deflated me
You: I can go get some lipstick, and a wig?
Stranger: no no no
Stranger: its over
You: are you sure?
Stranger: the moment has passed
You: sorry.
Stranger: lets talk about man stuff now
You: like penises ?
Stranger: wat
Stranger: no
You: lolwut
Stranger: manly stuff
You: penises are manly, if you ask me
Stranger: no
You: are you sure?
Stranger: they're manlike
Stranger: not manly
You: well, maybe yours is manlike. but mine is manly
Stranger: and this is alpha male convo
Stranger: are you an alpha?
You: I can't speak like a proper alpha male when I'm wearing a dress.
Stranger: WTF
You: what?
Stranger: go change man
You: I can't. My laundry is in the wash.
Stranger: I told you that moment passed already
You: mah bad
Stranger: if you cant change then just go buck
Stranger: thats better than a man dress
You: I would, but my grandmother doesn't appreciate me walking around with mah wang out

(:<

he then called me a gaf, threatened me with the fbi, and disconnected :\