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Ryan's quotes from Gears of War and Halo 3

Guy 1- Hey, did you hear a torque bow?
Guy 2- No, wh- *torque bow arrow flys through his head, exploding it, spraying blood on guy 1*
Guy 1- HOLY SHIT.

*After successfully killing four people in a row and taking the area the teams command for points in king of the hill, the other team needed 180, they had 179*
-Do to the graphic nature of what the other team said, this post has been edited-

Guy 1- Hey, someone come drive this.
Guy 2- Alright. *gets into car, guy 1 on turret*
*Shooting my team and destroying them*
*sneaks up behind them and plants granades on their car. Car blows up, they die*
*Collective swearing*

Guy 1- Man, these guys have to be using a lag switch.
Guy 2- I know, I can't even lancer them.
Guy 1- They have granades set up all over the place so watch *Beep beep beep beep*
*Planted granade blows guy 1 up*
guy 1- SON OF A BITCH!

Guy- Oh yeah I'm gonna fuck you all up, you fucking noobs. I'm gonna beat you all bitches.
*I sneak up behind him and head shot him*
*Alot of swearing*

*Me vs three other guys*
Guy 1- Aw man they only got one guy left, lets rush him.
Guy 2- He's camping.
Guy 3- So two of us just rush him and I'll chain saw him.
*They rush in* *Beep beep beep beep!* *smoke granade knocks them over*
*Shoot one guys head off with a shot gun, shoots another's knees off, he's crawling around, beat the third guy to death and golf club swing the shot gun to kill the last*
*More collective swearing*
*Me laughing my ass off*

Those are some of my greatest moments...

FAIL

You know what it looks like.

WTF

o.o

HI SAMANTHA. NICE TO MEET YOU.



*Posts Shit.... brix*

=D



Love, Jackie

HELLO MY NAME IS SAMANTHA

AND I COMMAND THAT YOU START POSTING SHIT IN HERE IMMEDIATELY!








because I miss you<|3

Erm..

Is anyone else having trouble with posting comments? I tried to comment on Ash's blog but it kept giving me an error message..

-Jackie

A Tribute To Ash

-Jackie

Ryan's 'Things you don't want your kids to say'

When you have kids, there are certain things you don't want to hear your kids to say....

-Why were you and mommy/daddy wrestling naked?
-Why's mommy moaning?
-The nice man down the street dropped some change for me today mommy! ...
- ...And then he started panting real loud... and asked me to grab a lollipop in his pocket... but I got scared and ran.
-What's a dildo?
-Hey Daddy! Uncle George came over today! They were wrestling like you do with Mommy in bed!
-Uncle Jimmy taught me how to play with Peter today!

!!!

So...who else didn't start their essay rough draft?

=)

I think this about sums up the movie part of our girl's night in.. ----->

Rawr

Iz so cute ^-^

That Sign Points To Where?!

o.o

Yeah.

This template is temporary, because the other new one was hard to read..

Unless you like this one.

We still need to look into others though..

-Jackie

oh geezies

we're having issues finding a new template.

so it's all your people's missions to help us find one, just post a link below in the comments.

i like these two:

http://btemplates.com/2009/02/05/black-brown-art/
http://bloggertricks.com/2008/06/another-gorgeous-blogger-template.html

jackie wants colorful, i want ones that you can add a ton of widgets =]

so, go out and find one for us please =]
unless you like, know how to make one...

ZOMG

We have like...PEOPLE WE DON'T KNOW reading this blog!

So cool.

=p

Enjoy the randomness guys!

=D

Winter Formal Pictures!

=D


Rayy and Justin (aww)


Dev and Bryan (aww)


Ash and Cyrus (aww)


Athena, Sami, and Andy


-Jackie

=D

Well!

I finally got mah computarrr

hm

I should be putting makeup on and painting my nails and toesies.


but I'm too busy fighting Francisco.

He better stfd by tonight, or he's gonna OD on tums.

Awwww

This is Vanna. We sent in an adoption application for her and we should
be hearing something by Friday.
Wish us luck!

♥
-Jackie

Final Update!

The Girl's Night on Friday will start at five, if we're running early, I'll call you all and let you know you can come early, but I doubt that'll happen.

We already know that Ash is bringing chips, Sami's bringing crackballs, and I'll have pop here. Let me know if I'm forgetting anything..

-Jackie

Oh and...

I'm hungry

laik srsly. Someone get me some freakin' hot pockets.

Yeeeeeah =p

XashXwasntXhereX (9:20:34 PM): meeeeeeeeeeh

XashXwasntXhereX (9:20:39 PM): I can't reach my backpack

Peachy62107 (9:20:45 PM): lol

XashXwasntXhereX (9:20:50 PM): I guess I can't check if I have any homework

Peachy62107 (9:20:55 PM): lol

XashXwasntXhereX (9:21:14 PM): teacher: "why didn't you do your homework?!"
me: "I couldn't reach it"

Peachy62107 (9:21:20 PM): LOL

brilliance!

rayy (12:39:56 AM): ASH

rayy (12:40:11 AM): cassidy said something i couldn't believe we didn't think of to get andy to go to the dance

ash (12:40:32 AM): what?!

rayy (12:40:42 AM): if he would go to formal for a klondike bar

ash (12:40:46 AM): o.o

rayy (12:40:49 AM): and i was like WHY DIDN"T WE THINK OF THAT?!

ash (12:40:53 AM): we mentioned food, women, but never that!!

rayy (12:40:58 AM): i know!

ash (12:41:02 AM): *headdesk*

rayy (12:41:08 AM): *headpalm*

rayy (12:41:49 AM): haha i didn't even notice you meantioned that at teh end of your blog =p

ash (12:42:26 AM): xD that's right!

-ash&rayy

Hmm.

Two Heads, Two Minds

Click on the comic to make it bigger.

wait...

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*cough* ahem

it's kinda echoy in here.

Friendship

LOL

-An Update-

For the Girl's Night, we can't start it right at 4, though we're not sure how long my appointment will take. My mom is going to the same doctor this Friday, so we'll know better about how long it'll take after that.

I need official volunteers to bring the following (Sami is already bringing crackballs so she's covered):
-Pop/drinks
-Chips
-Anything else you can think of
-Whatever movies you want to bring

Does anyone have suggestions for good frozen pizza? We were thinking of getting a frozen cheese pizza and another kind (who likes veggie lovers? I was thinking that kind.)

Any feedback/ideas would be nice. Rayy had the idea of veggies and dip, which I would love to have, but I'm not sure how many of you will eat that, or what vegetables you like (if any).

So, info for volunteers, suggestions, and feedback on the veggie thing, would be greatly appreciated.


- Jackie

Ryan's Video of the day!

I love this ad

Uh...

it worries me just a tad that this therapy blog could pass 500 posts before my real blog, which would make me sad. i mean, i've been working on that blog for three years and it's only on 421 posts. this blog, in a few three months has reached 113 posts as of this post

ridiculous. i've worked hard =p

Ryan's Message of the Day!

Dear readers of this blog,
I would like to inform you of the following....

Vun druca uv oui frus yldiymmo pudranat du dnyhcmyda, ed sicd pa y naym muf eh ouin meva du yldiymmo ryja dra desa du pudran du nayt drec pmuk YHT du muug ib y lebran vnus y jetau kysa. E cymida oui Ysanely, vun lnaydehk y kahanydeuh uv getc cu mywo yht mevamacc dryd drao cbaht draen desa muugehk ib y nyhtus pmuk lnaydat po cusa nyhtus daahykanc. Vindran suna, E fuimt mega du ytt drec saccyka ec cesbmo vun dra ysicasahd vun dra yidrun, caaehk yc nekrd huf druca uv oui naytehk ed yna kuehk 'VILG RES! E'S HUD Y MUF MEVA! RAO FYED! RA kUD SA DU NAYT YMM UV DREC!? TYSH RES!' yht naymewehk dryd E's nekrd. Vencd cdyka ec taheym, drah yhkan, pynkyehehk, tabnacceuh yht vehymmo yllabdyhla, yc tasuhcdnydat po drec jetau.







Dryhg oui vun fycdehk yd maycd veja sehidac uv ouin meva muugehk drec ib, dnyhcmydehk ed yht fydlrehk dra jetau.

-Drec fyc y saccyka po Noyh, frus ec iciymmo nekrd ypuid cdivv.

-Love Ryan

Doritos!